Actual tweets about swine flu. Sad.

• Latinqttwits4u: SWINE FLU OINK OINK EAT PIG FEEL THE BURN !
• Princesz22 @Lloyal: yooo becarefull remember dat swine flu shit dont eat bacon no bueno
• (Eating pork doesn't spread it, smart one...)
• MissKellyLove: just when everyone stops worrying about swine flu so much, it creeps up, lol. a school in here in Vegas had 195 absenses yesterday.
• ememartin: i think the only way to avoil the influenza A(H1N1) is to pray and read a bible so that we know that by the word ofGod we shall be heald....
• loadeddice: Because there really isn't anything cuter than itty bitty Asian toddlers wearing surgical masks http://is.gd/Z09p (H1N1 FTW)
• smerff: Just heard swine flu is affecting fish now .
• GraftFinder: Just say No to Swine Flu! Choose not to be a host
• ...and my personal favorite...
• SwineFluForYou: Bwwwhahahah haaaaa: WHO: "Swine flu unstoppable!" Soon I will rule the world!
• -Zack